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07.27.2001 Entry: "I’m driving a girls car"

Driving my red 2001 VW Beetle today to work I realized something that I never realized before. So here’s the scoop, I’m cruising down Highway 5, bumping a remix of OMD’s (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark) enola gay, how ironic. This dude pulls aside me in the exact same car. I’m thinking, "Man what a fairy, he’s driving a girls car." That’s when it hits me, "I’m driving a girls car, I look so gay driving a beetle." I bet every chic that drives by thinks, "cute car, too bad he’s gay." Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being gay.

I like to think of myself as the masculine cowboy type. You know the kind that drives a lifted truck or ropes his women like he does his cattle. The kind that knows he’s always right. The kind that can honestly say to his woman, "I only hit you because I love you." The kind of guy that has a woman that knows its her falt when I beat her. Well you get the idea, I want to be the manly type. Ok, ok, ok, about the beating and the hitting I’m not really that type, I just wish I was that type.

I honestly believe most girls want a mean guy that treats them bad. These types of guys are also some of the more insecure guys. Which girls also like because then they get to nurture them, which makes themselves feel better. Well that’s just what I’ve noticed. Oh yeah, I’ve also noticed that nice guys that have stable jobs and good looks always get cheated on by their wives. I think it’s the nurturing thing that leads women to leave their husbands for loser guys that work for minimum wage. What women really want is to be treated like crap. But not my woman, she gets treated like the princess she is.

Posted by erica @ 07/27/2001 09:24 PM PST