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09.13.2001 Entry: "with age comes a vast knowledge"

So I’m eating dinner last night and I get this mysterious phone call from a girl breathing all heavily and then she hangs up. I get these kinds of calls almost everyday because I am attractive you know and girls just like to stalk me. So I sit back down to finish my salad and she calls again, this time she laughing in the back ground thinking what she was doing was funny. By this time I kind of knew who it was, so I’m all, “Maya, is that you?” and she starts laughing more. Maya has a distinctive kind of laugh that sounds kind of like a mix between a chimpanzee and a wart hog, so I knew it was Maya. It made me really happy that Maya called because last I knew we were on bad terms. Ever since that big dispute we had before comic-con Maya has been ignoring me.

Here’s what happened…Maya and I were suppose to run away together and spend the rest of our lives together. The problem with this was that Maya’s older sister wanted me to. It seems as if girls are always fighting over me, I just wish I wasn’t so good looking. Because of this tough decision between two beautiful sisters I decided it would be easier to just hang out with Maya’s Mom at comic con. Plus Maya’s mom is way more hip to the scene and she bakes better chocolate chip cookies.

As you can see now, Maya was devastated that I preferred her mom’s chocolate chip cookies to hers. What Maya doesn’t understand is that with age comes a vast knowledge of cooking and baking. I just hope that one day Maya realizes this and will be able to move on. I know it’s going to be hard for Maya because I am so good looking and good looking guys that wear glasses are hard to find these days.

Oh yeah… I posted my picture on hot or not again.