Well I went to court up in riverside on Friday for my mandatory appearance. I got up at 4:00 am and drove 200 miles and waited in line for about an hour. Finally I got to go up and see the judge, I was so nervous. I got off with only paying $350.00 and having my license taken away for 10 days. What was funny is the bailiff actually asked for my license so I gave it too him and the judge stapled it to his paper work that he had on me. On the 26th I get to go to the DMV and get a new license.
I’m kind of glad I get to get a new license because my old one it totally out-dated. The picture is from 1993 and I’m sixteen on it. The weight says I’m 190, which I wish were true - I’m actually 275 now. I’ve actually gained weight since I started lifting weights last month. I set a goal for a year from now that I’ll weigh 350 pounds of pure muscle.
I feel like I have been so blind for years. I finally realize the key to happiness in life is having multiple girlfriends. I also realize now that the only way to get multiple chicks is to get totally buff. Once I look like the incredible hulk girls will just throw themselves at me. I know one girl in particular that is just waiting for me and that’s Maya =)
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Hey, multiple girlfriend rocks,my girls know and they still come back ,beg me to stay,even.
I learnt multipling from a girlfriend and she taught me well,she just got burnt by her own bush fire went awry
Posted by Trini man @ 06/12/2003 08:11 PM PST
Maya's mom? Sounds like American Pie 2. A BAD version of it.
BTW, an attractive guy has nothing to do with his physical prowess. It's about how real he is: ie. how he thinks, acts, etc. I mean, a jock is hot (nice ASS!) but so many of them are superficial. :P
And, about the many gf's comment. My advice (From personal experience): Don't do it. You'll fall in love with one, or both. And then you're screwed.
Love
Kitten
Posted by shadowkitten @ 03/10/2003 09:25 AM PST
I drove him home. I drive him everywere the next ten days. Multiple girlfriends, NEVER! He is just insecure about even keeping one.
Posted by Diana @ 11/19/2001 11:53 PM PST
I got so interested in Dave and Brian's posts I completely neglected to mention: Brian, did you drive home from court without a license? The reason they took it away was to inconvenience you by not letting you drive. Also, does Diana have multiple boyfriends? She is beautiful and smart enough to have any MAN she wants. Mel
Posted by mayasmom @ 11/19/2001 08:39 PM PST
Why thank you Dave and Brian. I am flattered but I think I will stick with my mature guys. Before you two come to blows remember Maya is very capable of speaking for herself. Thank heaven she isn't a single mom of even one kid. I am thrilled she finds so many different guys attractive. That is the way it is going to be until she is out of college. Mel
Posted by maya's mom @ 11/19/2001 07:02 PM PST
Yeah, if I ever grow up to think like you, I'll kill myself. Don't pull that crap that the world made you what you are. If I let that get to me, I wouldn't be where I am.. so your comment doesn't mean anything to me. You won't gain a member to your pity party here..
Posted by Dave @ 11/19/2001 04:32 PM PST
Well Dave,
At least I'm not using AOL! I also don’t stay up on AOL chatting all night like some people. As far as being a pervert, yes I am. That was something I was forced to learn at a very young age. I am what society has made me. As far as young girls I’m really not that fond of them at all. It’s the older women that have two or three kids that I find attractive. There is something about older women that are mothers that really turn my gears. What I find even more attractive are single mothers. As far as understanding what I’m talking about, give yourself about 15 years and a lifetime of heartache and pain and maybe then you will understand =)
Posted by Brian @ 11/19/2001 04:28 PM PST
Hahaha... girls wanting you, eh? With an ego like that, I can't see how any girl would want you. But I guess you say those things as a scream for love you haven't yet found. Try not being such a freak. And the jokes about Maya wanting you... oh geez, that's a picture that just can't be conceived. Forget about the young girls... er wait, you want Maya's mom, too, don't you?!? YOU PERVERT. <:cP
Posted by Dave - Maya's friend @ 11/19/2001 03:55 PM PST
