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09.22.2003 Entry: "Who hasn’t"

I’ve realized that my weblog used to be pretty funny and I think people used to actually enjoy reading it. Lately I have used my website to vent anger that has been building up for sometime now. So I’ve decided to have a little more fun and try not be so serious. I really need to learn no to preach so much.

Ok. So hears the scoop. The other day I’m in the shower and my wife walks in and catches me peeing in the shower. “That is so gross!” She said with a look of disgust on her face. I wasn’t embarrassed or anything because I have always gone in the shower. Looking at her with a clumsy smile on my face I replied, “Like you have never peed in the shower?” My wife looked at me directly and began to laugh and then admitted that she does it too.

I felt as if she thought it was ok when a girl does it, but not when a guy does it. I can remember back when I was four and my brother three years older than me would beat me up for peeing in the bathtub. Even though he would beat me up over it and would instantly jump out of the tub. I think he realized I was only a little kid and human at that, and especially when you hear the sound of water it’s hard to resist. I mean who hasn’t gone in the shower; we all go in the pool right? Urine is sterile right?